Cinco De Drinko Bitchachos Shirt | Funny Cinco de Mayo Graphic T-Shirt | Margarita Drinking Statement Tee by Subbin4Sanity

Some people celebrate Cinco de Mayo with chips and salsa.

Y'all showed up with matching shirts and a margarita before noon.

The Cinco De Drinko Bitchachos tee was made for the crew that's always the loudest table, the first to yell "another round," and somehow the last ones standing when the party's over. Whether you're hopping from cantina to cantina, crushing tacos, dancing to live music, or laughing until your face hurts, this shirt was built for unforgettable nights and legendary friend groups. Because let's be honest...the best celebrations usually start with, "This probably isn't a good idea..."

Hydrate...it's gonna be a long damn day. 🍹🌮💀

WHAT IT’S MADE OF

• Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
• Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
• Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Note: Heather colors are my personal favorite fit and feel. Just sayin’. 😏

KEY FEATURES

• Unisex classic fit with crew neckline
• Ultra-soft, smooth fabric perfect for printing
• Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape
• Twill tape shoulder seams for added durability
• Tubular knit construction (no side seams)
• Tear-away inner label for comfort
• Ethically grown & harvested US cotton
• Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality

FIT & SIZING

• Unisex fit
• True to size
• Sizes available: XS – 5XL

PRINTING METHOD / USAGE NOTES

• Main design printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology
• Sleeve prints and inner neck labels printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF)
• High-quality inks designed to remain vibrant wash after wash
• White shirts may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

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SIZE GUIDE

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