Being Sober Sucks Graphic T-Shirt | Funny Dark Humor Statement Tee by

This tee is for anyone who tells the truth even when it’s uncomfortable. Featuring the bold “Being Sober Sucks” design, this shirt serves dark humor with unapologetic honesty and zero sugarcoating. Perfect for those who cope with sarcasm, laugh through the struggle, and aren’t here to pretend life is all sunshine and rainbows.

WHAT IT’S MADE OF

Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Note: Heather colors are my personal favorite fit and feel. Just sayin’. 😏

KEY FEATURES

Unisex classic fit with crew neckline
Ultra-soft, smooth fabric perfect for printing
Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape
Twill tape shoulder seams for added durability
Tubular knit construction (no side seams)
Tear-away inner label for comfort
Ethically grown & harvested US cotton
Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality

FIT & SIZING

Unisex fit
True to size
Sizes available: XS – 5XL

PRINTING METHOD / USAGE NOTES

Main design printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) or Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology
Sleeve prints and inner neck labels printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF)
High-quality inks designed to remain vibrant wash after wash
White shirts may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.