I Chase Toddlers Graphic T-Shirt | Funny Parenting Life Statement Tee

This tee is for anyone whose daily cardio involves sprinting after tiny humans with zero survival instincts. Featuring the “I work out, just kidding I chase toddlers” design, this shirt is painfully accurate for parents who laugh through the shenanigans and call it fitness. Perfect for playground trips, errands, school drop-off, or chasing toddlers while pretending this totally counts as exercise.

WHAT IT’S MADE OF

Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Note: Heather colors are my personal favorite fit and feel. Just sayin’. 😏

KEY FEATURES

Unisex classic fit with crew neckline
Ultra-soft, smooth fabric perfect for printing
Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape
Twill tape shoulder seams for added durability
Tubular knit construction (no side seams)
Tear-away inner label for comfort
Ethically grown & harvested US cotton
Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality

FIT & SIZING

Unisex fit
True to size
Sizes available: XS – 5XL

PRINTING METHOD / USAGE NOTES

Main design printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) or Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology
Sleeve prints and inner neck labels printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF)
High-quality inks designed to remain vibrant wash after wash
White shirts may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.