Emotionally Deceased | Funny Halloween Graphic Hoodie | Sarcastic Spoo

Spooky season, but make it emotionally unavailable. 💀🩷

The Emotionally Deceased Hoodie is for the woman who has officially run out of energy for the bullshit. Featuring one of our bold Dead Attitude designs with hot pink, orange, and spooky details, this hoodie brings the attitude while keeping things cozy.

Perfect for haunted houses, chilly fall nights, Halloween parties, school pickup, running errands, or any day your body showed up but your patience absolutely did not.

Why you’ll love it: • Bold Emotionally Deceased Halloween graphic • Cozy pullover hoodie made for cooler weather • Bright pink + orange artwork that pops • Part of the Subbin4Sanity Dead Attitude Collection • Made for women with a dark sense of humor and zero interest in blending in

Bold Designs For Women Who Refuse To Blend In. 🖤🔥

WHAT IT’S MADE OF

Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
Sport Grey & Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Graphite Heather: 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Note: Heather colors are my personal favorite fit and feel. Just sayin’. 😏

KEY FEATURES

Unisex classic fit with crew neckline
Ultra-soft, smooth fabric perfect for printing
Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape
Twill tape shoulder seams for added durability
Tubular knit construction (no side seams)
Tear-away inner label for comfort
Ethically grown & harvested US cotton
Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality

FIT & SIZING

Unisex fit
True to size
Sizes available: XS – 5XL

PRINTING METHOD / USAGE NOTES

Main design printed using Direct-to-Garment (DTG) or Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology
Sleeve prints and inner neck labels printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF)
High-quality inks designed to remain vibrant wash after wash

· White shirts may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

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SIZE GUIDE

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